Monday, April 16, 2007

Virginia Tech Shooting

How many of you, when hearing about the Virginia Tech shooting, immediately asked the question, "Where was Marcus Vick?"

Don’t go soft on us now.

21 comments:

DCScrap said...

I would expect nothing less of you. That's why we come to this site, you evil bastard.

James Dungy said...

Even I am offended by that.

Tony Dungy said...

Lord forgive me, I'll laugh as you tumble into Hell.

Sun Devil said...

I asked myself that question as soon as the news reported it was most likely "someone connected to the University" and "someone who had failed."

Plus we know the gun reputation.

But THN, you are indeed sick fucks is you made jokes about this tragedy as quickly as I did.

Don Imus said...

Hi I'm Don Imus, those Va. Tech students are some nappy headed hos. That shooter was apparently Asian, the little chink.

THN, making fun of the wrong things since a couple of years ago.

DAWUSS said...

I'll be honest, that was the first thought that went through my head. But then I scolded myself for such humor in my next thought.

Anonymous said...

This has nothing to do with the Angels

10 Foot Pole said...

Keep me out of this.

Tim Duncan said...

Please don't kick me out for laughing.

Joe Buck said...

If Virginia Tech goes to the BCS National Championship Game, I'll be sure to do the play-by-play and I'll include a heartwearming story about how Virginia Tech rose from this tragedy to make it to a BCS National Championship.

Diane said...

Matthew McConaghey has already been cast as the Virginia Tech coach in the touching and uplifting movie - coming to a theater near you Memorial Day weekend

DAWUSS said...

Matt McConaughey is too skinny and too young to be Frank Beamer

Joe Rogan said...

You know what? The first thing i said was, "were is Marcus Vick?" Then Carlos Mencia...err NFL Adam stole my joke. F'n Hack!

Anonymous said...

2 words, WOW!

NFL Adam said...

Don't get mad at me because you thought of the same thing! If people are really having trouble with this joke, just pretend the victims were wearing army fatigues and standing in Iraq and this will make it much easier to ignore.

Anonymous said...

The police identified the shooter as Long Duck Dong, of Shermer, Ill. Witnesses claim that they heard the assailant running through the halls, popping caps, screaming, “No more yanky, my wanky, the Donger Needs Food!”

Anonymous said...

holy shit! i thought it was Donnie Moore wreaking havoc from the dead because the angels got swept by boston.
his nemesis...

HOW COME THERE IS NO POST ABOUT THE ANGELS GETTING HANDLED IN BOSTON??

Sportscolumn.com said...

Yikes.

I guess the high road was flooded yesterday.

But yes, it crossed my mind. How could it not?

Anonymous said...

TERRIBLE POST ASSHOLE. MY BROTHER ALMOST WENT TO VIRGINIA TECH111

No Brumski said...

> If people are really having trouble with this joke, just pretend the victims were wearing army fatigues and standing in Iraq and this will make it much easier to ignore.

NFL Adam is my new hero. Fucking A.

The Sports Hernia said...

You got balls kid, I love it. Well done.