Monday, April 02, 2007

The Post Mortem

Before diving into The Post Mortem today, can anybody explain why Lenny Kravitz is such a huge Florida fan? All day on Saturday, they kept panning to Lenny in the crowd. Can anybody shed some light on this? A quick look at Kravitz's bio doesn't show that he went to Florida, plus he was born in New York City. Did Roxy Roker go there are something. Somebody has to know the answer.

THE FINAL TWO

UCLA was dispatched pretty easily on Saturday, and it is only a matter of time before the Bruins fans are calling for Ben Howland's head? How is it that Florida seems to have a deeper team than UCLA? This is UCLA for crying out loud. These teams don’t seem as talented as the teams that Steve Lavin was losing with. Maybe they can hire Lavin as a recruiting coordinator and let Howland coach them. To the Final Four. Then let Jim Harrick take over from there.

Ohio State is good. As somebody who had BYU knocking them out in the second round, this can finally be admitted. But as a service to Buckeyes fans that follow the hoops team (all six of you), THN will endorse Florida tonight, as to not ruin the Buckeyes streak. Yes, that really is a bro move right there for our Big Ten homers. Don’t mention it.

  • Ohio State’s Roy Lewis said that Florida was a "good team" which inflamed the Gators. "He said that? No. He is a bad person," Joakim Noah said. And this is what is supposed to fly as smack talk? Not exactly Jerome Brown leading his team out of a pregame dinner against Penn State.

    What would have been funny is if Lewis had said that Noah looks like a girl and Gainsville sucks so bad, your coach can’t wait to leave for Kentucky. And then he could have said that he had sex with former Florida cheerleader and current ESPN personality Erin Andrews. That would be better than just calling them good.
  • If you are Kevin Durant or Greg Oden and you see the Celtics with the first pick in the draft, you have to stay in school right? Being the first overall pick in the draft and going to Boston is akin to being that dude in the slasher flick who goes into the barn to see what that noise was. Just saying.
  • How does Patrick Ewing Jr. not wear a T-shirt under his uniform. That is the reason why the Hoyas lost.


AND FINALLY



Vince McMahon had his head shaved during Wrestlemania, disappointing millions of people who were looking forward to seeing Donald Trump with a new 'do. Rumor has it that next year’s hair match will feature Trump v. The Bish.

7 comments:

Diane said...

Hello! It's opening day - the big question, will the Angels be undefeated or winless by day 2?

DAWUSS said...

So what do we wager on for UF-OSU? Take the points?

NFL Adam said...

I'm doing a separate Opening Day post. So the baseball haters can skip past it.

DAWUSS, nice call on OSU/Fla. I do like Fla. giving the points.

DAWUSS said...

I thought for sure you'd've included that in TPM today. Good call, though.



BTW, Tony Dungy did some gambling rehab ads on AM Radio here a couple of years back...

One of the "perks" of being in Indy. That and Peyton advertising for every car dealership in the metro area...

Zach Landres-Schnur said...

kravitz looks like yannick noah.

sportscolumn said...

You know why Lenny loves the Gators? He heard that Jimi Hendrix loved them.

DMtShooter said...

If Vince really wanted to push the envelope, they'd have trimmed the carpet along with the drapes.