Monday, April 16, 2007

 

Keep LT Safe

Many of you have probably seen this already, but THN would be remiss if this was not mentioned; there is a petition to keep LaDainian Tomlinson off of the Madden cover. Please take the time to signing seeing that keeping LT away from the Madden franchise is a worthy endeavor.

Long-time readers of THN also would probably like to keep LT away from the Chunky Soup commercials, too. The less famous of the sports endorsement curses, but just as harmful to a playing career. In fact, some might even argue that it is more harmful than the actual Madden curse.

Edited to add: Vince Young will be the new Madden cover boy. The curse already hit his wonderlic score. Do you think we will ever see a day where contracts will forbid players for appearing on the cover of Madden or do a pitch for Chunky Soup? There should be.

Additional edit: Sorry, folks, it is worse than we thought. LT is going to be a part of the Chunky Soup Mama's Boys. So sorry.

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# posted by THN @ 9:56 PM
Comments:
I posted this story half a day ago. Stick to your jokes about massacres and the Angels, THN. No need to steal our material to do that.
# posted by Anonymous Will Leitch : 1:35 AM
 
Sweep, bitches!!!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 4:05 AM
 
John Madden has been the only white guy to appear on the cover of Madden NFL...
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 6:10 AM
 
Destruction cometh; and the homos shall seek peace, and there shall be none.
# posted by Anonymous Tony Dungy : 6:25 AM
 
apparantly there is a petition to keep LT away from a super bowl ring too. the whole san diego charger organization has signed it.
seconded by the new england patriots. (cue patriots "lights out" dance)
ha ha.
losers.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:30 AM
 
Any truth to the rumor that the Virginia Tech campus was a finalist for the Madden cover?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:05 AM
 
Personally, I can't wait to read all the great "LT's Dad" jokes in THN this season.
# posted by Anonymous Brett Favre : 9:54 AM
 
Today's Tony Dungy comment would be funnier if it didn't echo what Fred Phelps and his clan are ranting about back in VA . . .
# posted by Blogger Diane : 11:18 AM
 
Pastor Phelps has good ideas. He just needs some marketing help.
# posted by Anonymous Tony Dungy : 8:25 PM
 
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