Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Bush Banned From Playboy Mansion

Reggie Bush is banned from the Playboy Mansion, but Scott Wolfe (via the House of Fan) reports that it has nothing to do with a Playmate. The dude from Viking Quest and the Karate Kid are saying that Bush let the monkeys out of the cage during a party.

But everybody knows that was Pauly Shore.

7 comments:

Tony Dungy said...

You know, it must be hard to find a good lawyer in heaven.

George W. Bush said...

I had some good times in the Mansion. Good times.

Johnny Drama said...

Thank god I've been vindicated

Tony Dungy said...

Bagels, too.

Reggie Bush said...

I was banned because I tried to a relative of Hefner's to USC, violating NCAA recruiting rules

Johnny Drama said...

VICTORY!

Anonymous said...

Hed was not banned from the mansion idiot, if he is banned then why is he going to be one of the special guests at an NFl party being held at the Playboy Mansion later this month? Checck your facts and dont listen to a moron like Scott Wolfe.