wow, what a jinx. way to go.
And now, NFL Adam, you will die...
But first you will witness the power of this fully operational battle station!
somehow i think that even if you were giving up the free money, you'd stick around for the free booze. and cocktail waitresses. they're nice too.
Thank goodness. Now I can stop worrying.
The I.P. is the money spot baby!. It's like stepping staight into 1978. What a dump, man I love it. You know you are at a "strip-dump" when you make under 70K a year, and "casino hosts" blow up your phone on a monthly basis in order to book your "high rolling" ass. I'm sick over the fact that they are going to raze that squallored hole. LONG LIVE THE I.P.!!! Good times.
What, were they full up at the Western?
There's always one guy on the airport shuttle who has to be dropped at Imperial Palace. He's wearing a Scorpions '98 World Tour t-shirt and farting a lot.
My initiation to the IP came when a buddy of mine moved to Vegas and got a job there. Yeah, it's a dump, but considering its location, it's amongst the best values on the strip. Right in the middle of everything and cheap as hell. Say hi to Elvis and the Blues Brothers dealers for me...
I'm home safe. I'll have a story tomorrow. Thanks for the comments. They are a riot.
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