Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Meeting of the Minds

NFL Commissioner Opie Goodell and PacMan Jones will meet in New York next week. The two should actually be peas in a pod, as Goodell has long been rumored to be kind of a Tomcat. The only difference being that Goodell is the son of a senator. The two should have a productive meeting. Opie can teach PacMan about the virtues of carousing with discretion and lying to people’s faces. And PacMan can show Opie how to make it rain in a strip club. Maybe the duo can swing into the local karaoke to reprise Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson's "Say, Say, Say." (But in an ironic twist, Jones will sing the McCartney parts.)

Should be a great learning experience for both of them.

5 comments:

Seitz said...

When are you going to get around to covering the biggest story of the week: The Bish's Rug's starring role in the new UCLA documentary!!!

Fletch said...

Bud Selig would like PacMan to come work in the league office for MLB.

Tony Dungy said...

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. Fortunately, I'm rich enough to afford a very large needle.

Fletch said...

Tony Dungy is my favorite comment monkey by far. Keep it up, brother!

NFL Adam said...

I would have to agree, Fletch.