Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Gruden Likes to Watch

Jeff Garcia will marry longtime girlfriend and former Playmate of the Year, Carmella DeCesare. When Garcia told Jon Gruden that he was getting married, the coach, "asked if he could go on the honeymoon."

Well somebody who wants to sleep with her probably should.

Oh stop it, that was just too easy. But somehow had to be done. Besides, you can't really forgive DeCesare who won POY going au natural, before altering her body with implants to look like just any of the other anonymous centerfolds in the magazine.



Much love to The House's MDS for finding this link and actually finding the wedding registry.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

What does this have to do with the Angels?

Terrell Owens said...

He's still gay

Kordell said...

I knocked the bottom out of that a few times.

David Copperfield said...

Come on, guys. Once a guy marries a hottie, I think the gay jokes should be off limits.

DJR said...

He's over-compensating by marrying her. Look, Garcia is a good QB but we all know he's a little off. I'm not saying he's completely gay, but most likely he's bi.

Governor McGreevey said...

If you say so Copperfield. If you say so...

Tom Cruise said...

Many of them get married just to cover their tracks. Only after they've knocked up a hottie can you be sure they're hetero.

John Travolta said...

I wonder if they have heard about the benefits of Scientology . . .

Jeremy Piven said...

Garcia is butch.

Rock Hudson said...

You're not gay if there is always a pretty lady on your arm.

Paul Lynde said...

Even if there's a pretty lady on each arm... and you're wearing a Rockettes costume?

West Side Slant said...

Hottest 'beard' I've ever seen.

Anonymous said...

You guys are just jealous.

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Michael Jackson said...

You are jealous. Just like the time I kissed Lisa Marie at the MTV awards. It pissed you off to know I was tappin' that.