Thursday, March 08, 2007

Brady Hates Condoms

Some people handle failure a little bit differently. Many of us would likely take the news of our rival finally reaching the top by having a few beers at the local tavern, or maybe gambling excessively in Las Vegas.

Tom Brady? He just knocks up some of the hottest women in the world.

Shawn Kemp, however, remains unimpressed.

15 comments:

Jeff Garcia said...

It is my baby.

Sanchez said...

I'm starting to wonder if Tom Brady's Sperm kinda sees contraception as The Defence or something.

Fletch said...

Tommy's not too bright. He thinks that the only protection that he needs are his 5 lineman.

Heyo!

DAWUSS said...

You know, if it was Peyton, I'm sure there would be some condom commercial endorsements not too far behind...



BTW, any more sightings of Eli in karaoke bars across the country?

Signal to Noise said...

How'd Brady get through four years at Michigan with such an aversion to contraception?

He just doesn't know when to get out of the pocket.

Diane said...

Tom's knowledge of the facts of life is a little lacking - he thinks he's having twins

Conrad Bain said...

How'd Brady get through four years at Michigan with such an aversion to contraception?

By not having sex with women.

Jeff Garcia said...

Does anyone have the number of that Brazillian tabloid? I just heard a rumor that Jeff Garcia knocked up Eva Mendes!

Kordell Stewart said...

Yeah i heard Salma Hayek knocked up Penelope Cruz. i know impossible, but more possible than Garcia Impregnating anyone.

NFL Adam said...

Yeah, I wasn't convinced before, but now I'm totally see that he's super hetero.

Blonde said...

He has some super swimmers. Fucking A.

I am officially taking Brady out of the masturbation rotation. Just thinking dirty thoughts about him might get me knocked up. No thanks!

Peyton is back at the top of the list...

Chris Simms said...

Jeff you fucking cheated on me?

Well guess what...Jake Plummer's been staying with me since the trade. No one can give you the rim job i gave you you fucking asshole. You have AIDS, too.

Ross McLochness said...

Brady may hate condoms, but he loves manpurses.

McLean Stevenson said...

Bad career move.

Ann Culter said...

What a faggot.