Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Young and the Brainless



Bridget Moynahan is pregnant. And in other news, Donald Rumsfeld has resigned. Yes, it is very Steve Bisheff-like to post about this so late. But hey, it's not like the Spanos Goofs were making any noise yesterday while yours truly was trying to get in a round of golf on a rare holiday.

But one thing nobody seems to be talking about is that, wasn't it only weeks ago that Moynahan was losing weight? Weren’t her friends concerned that she had an eating disorder and that she was becoming dangerously skinny? Just curious. Do chicks normally become anorexic when they are with child? Seriously, just asking here. And honestly, doesn’t it seem convenient to anybody else that Moynahan becomes pregnant right have Brady is seen with a Victoria’s Secret model? How very As the World Turns of her.

Besides, even money says turns out to be Peyton Manning's kid anyway.

Check out some other coverage here.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Do we know the real identity of Anna Nicole Smith's father? Could it also be the identity of Bridget Moynahan's child?

Scott said...

Wait, I thought you said Peyton was gay. And congrats on being able to use his real name in an article. How very Wade Phillips of you.

Tom Cruise said...

No way Brady got a woman pregnant.

Blonde said...

Brady is damaged goods now. Guys with kids? Gross...

He is officially out of my masturbation rotation...

NFL Adam said...

He's kind of earned it now, Scott.

NFL Adam said...

Plus, Peyton is Blonde's No. 1 guy now, so he has that going for him.

Tommy Tuck Rule said...

she must have starting putting holes in the rubber last sumer when she knew it was close to over.

Conrad Bain said...

*cough* *cough* turkey baster *cough* *cough*

NFL Adam said...

Brady is claiming now that he was blindsided by the news. Obviously, he has no ideas where babies come from.

Seitz said...

His sperm are very unclutch. Sometimes they need to know when to throw it away instead of taking the sack.

NFL Adam said...

Seitz, dude... line of the day.