Wednesday, February 21, 2007

A Little Late

(That's what Bridget thought a couple of months ago.)

The owner of CondomMan.com has sent 2,000 free condoms to Tom Brady after learning the news that he knocked up Bridget Moynahan.

Like that is going to do a lot of good. That's akin to sending a box of umbrellas to a Katrina survivor. Maybe this business owner can send some hair care products to Brittney Spears. Or how about a dangers of methadone abuse pamphlet to Anna Nicole Smith? Word on the street is that this guy also sent Donald Rumsfeld a "No. 1 Defense Secretary" coffee mug recently.

Be sure to add your own suggestions.

11 comments:

Fletch said...

I heard that he sent Bill Simmons the "Vegas Guide to Nightclub Dress Codes."

Tommy Tuck Rule said...

you won't believe this, but Brutus and Cassius killed Julius Caesar. I swear!

Tom Brokaw said...

You know that Dan Rather guy? Well he is a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

NFL Adam said...

How about a pair of Pumas, Fletch?

Fletch said...

Will they go with my tuxedo t-shirt? You never know when I'll have to attend my next black-tie affair...

NFL Adam said...

Smashing. You'll fit it in at the El Cortez.

The Sports Prick said...

Bah. It would do no good. He probably used a condom and she retrieved the semen after he tossed it.

It's an old NBA skank move. I know, i invented it, or something.

Conrad Bain said...

Are you a gay quarterback?
Here's what you do...

Contract with an underemployed actress in her late thirties whose biological clock is ticking and wants a baby. After you break up with her (to, you know, chase some other hot hottie) give her a turkey baster with your jizz in it. Voila! A bun in the oven and no more gay rumours.

Kordell said...

It is my baby.

Jeff Garcia said...

Back off bitch, the baby is mine.

Anonymous said...

Sending Tony Dungy a pair of rope cutters.