Thursday, January 18, 2007

Vick: NFL's Version of McGyver

Mike Vick is both extremely clever and really, really stupid at the same time. Vick was able to create a hidden compartment in his water bottle to allegedly hide some weed (right). And really, sometimes you can't beat stoner engineering. Vick should probably be building a space station or something.

Yet Vick is also one of the dumbest guys around, too, as he tried to sneak said water bottle onto an airplane. Now give Vick a break here because he probably doesn't fly commercial that often, but how did he miss that news that water bottles were banned from airplanes? He's aware that 9/11 happened right? Hey, you don't know.

Just like on the field, Vick can both amaze you and frustrate you with his talent. But look at the good news Mike, if you are suspended for drug's that will only increase your odds of being voted to the Pro Bowl. (And, from what they say, Hawaii has the best weed.)

10 comments:

Seitz said...

He should have hid it in a bottle of shampoo. I hear that works.

TJ Rubley said...

Ya know, when he got to where he was going, he could've cut a hole in the top and put a little piece of screen over it, then poked a thumbhole up near the top for a carb. Probably would've worked pretty nice, I mean, you know, if you do that kind of stuff.

The Field Marshall said...

Vick couldn't succesfully pass a drug test.

Anonymous said...

Oregon has the best weed. That's why Javon Walker and Edgerrin James hang out there in the offseason. True story.

TheBigO said...

"Oregon has the best weed."

Yep, and they get it from us up here in Washington, so technically they have the 2nd best weed. Seattle made the world hightimes list, sorry didn't see portland on that list. You can ask all the former Jailblazers about it, Rasheed used to come up here all the time, they were busted coming BACK from a game AGAINST the Sonics.

Conrad Bain said...

Bill Cullen could make a bong out of anything. Once we smoked hash through a hot dog bun. Another time backstage at Joker's Wild, he made a 4-man hookah from a Big Gulp.

Anonymous said...

I was going to win a game, but then I got high...

I was going to win a division, but then I got high...

I once one a game at Lambeau, and I got high...

but then I got high, but then I got high, but then I got high.

Robert Parish said...

He should have just mailed it.

Larry Bird said...

I'm sorry, that one was too easy. I just couldn't resist. Seriously, "weed" and "professional athlete" who do you think of?

West Side Slant said...

If Mr. Mexico had two brain cells to rub together, he would have stashed his Kush inside his bottle of VALTREX.