Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Run Tony, Run

Eva Longoria is an attractive woman, but holy hell, how much nonsense is Tony Parker going to take? Longoria will not allow Parker to have a bachelor party, the latest in a long line of emasculating acts that the actresses has pulled. Longoria once told a reporter that Parker was sexually inexperienced, hangs out with man-whore (or mhore) Mario Lopez and once had sex with David Robinson at center court during a Spurs shoot-around.

The happiest person about this development? Doug Christie, who no longer looks like the most whipped man in the NBA. Well, Christie still does, but at least he has some company now.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol owned

Blonde said...

Doug Christie is going to be the next OJ. No pussy is that good that it is worth that bullshit.

Eva should play with boys her own age, and maybe she would be less insecure.

That boy should fucking run for the hills.....

Conrad Bain said...

Show me the most beautiful woman in the world. Somewhere there's a guy who's sick of her shit.

Tony, Tony, Tony...

Anonymous said...

How about Reggie Bush's win as OROY?

Oh wait, he didn't win. In fact he came in 5th with 20 less 1st place votes than VY.