Eva Longoria is an attractive woman, but holy hell, how much nonsense is Tony Parker going to take? Longoria will not allow Parker to have a bachelor party, the latest in a long line of emasculating acts that the actresses has pulled. Longoria once told a reporter that Parker was sexually inexperienced, hangs out with man-whore (or mhore) Mario Lopez and once had sex with David Robinson at center court during a Spurs shoot-around.
The happiest person about this development? Doug Christie, who no longer looks like the most whipped man in the NBA. Well, Christie still does, but at least he has some company now.