Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Messiah Stars In Duets 2

Eli Messiah got his karaoke following a heart-breaking loss to the Bears on Christmas Eve. Not that Eli can't enjoy a night on the town, but after a gut-wrenching loss to the Bears? THN pokes a lot of fun his brother, Gomer. But give him credit, Gomer wouldn't be out singing karaoke following a tough loss. Instead, he's at home drawing fake mustaches and goatees on his extensive collection of Tom Brady photos.

This is just further proof that Eli just doesn’t really care about playing football. And once he gets up the courage to tell his father that he doesn’t want to play, he will retire.

Oh, and what song was Eli singing? Living on a Prayer. (Is he trying to put THN out of business?)

But wait, there is more. These photos are courtesy of Sam Rubenstein of SLAM Online. And he has more photos here.

9 comments:

West Side Slant said...

Living on a Prayer? Now that's funny. Kinda' sums up his career, and the Giants offense. Especially since they're not even "half way there"

Zach Landres-Schnur said...

we say, "I got friends in low places..."

DAWUSS said...

In that picture, is he.....






Uh, yeah....


*backs away quietly*

bucky said...

Eli Messiah got his karaoke following a heart-breaking loss to the Bears on Christmas Eve. Not that Eli can't enjoy a night on the town, but after a gut-wrenching loss to the Bears?

Hate to be the guy to point this out, but the Giants didn't lose a heartbreaker to the Bears on Christmas eve. The Giants actually got blown out by the Saints on Christmas eve, 30-7. The Bears were busy winning ugly against the Lions.

LaDainian Tomlinson said...

Eli should behave in a more dignified manner following a heartbreaking loss.

Diane said...

Archie was dead on when he took the position that Eli is a sophisticated kid with big city potential . . .

Anonymous said...

Hey look, he was performing with Mama Cass.

NFL Adam said...

It's Jean Strahan.

Jerusalem Joe said...

to me it is obvious that eli hates football. I'm glad other people are seeing it too.
no way he becomes a quarterback if his last name isn't manning.
poor kid.