Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Even Fat Chicks Hate Raiders

Dennis Green, the proverbial coaching slump buster, has declined a chance to interview with the Raiders according to ESPN. What level of hell have you reached when Green won't even return your calls? The Raiders are like that dude at the bar who judges chicks by the number of Long Island Ice-Teas it would take to be with her. Meanwhile the girls wouldn't even touch them if they were on heroin.

The list of Raiders coaching candidates are down to Steve Sarkisian and James Lofton. And looking at the bang-up job Lofton did with the Chargers receivers, he would make the perfect Raiders coach.

1 comment:

Signal to Noise said...

I hope Sarkisian isn't that stupid.