Monday, January 29, 2007

Cowgirl Generation

The Cowgirltrification of America keeps rolling along, because apparently America no longer rewards its admiration based on talent. Instead, to become really famous, all you have to do is show up to a game in a bikini top or shirt with a profanity or sell yourself over the Internets. And the race to kind the next Cowgirl is underway.

Maxim went out of its way to find the famed "(Expletive) the Eagles" broad from the New Orleans playoff game. Now she has her own photo shoot and video session on the Maxim website.

Then there is Sarah Spain who went from whoring herself out on eBay for Bears Super Bowl tickets, to becoming the pimp in a recent turn of events.

The two girls in question are lovely, but really, they aren't Cowgirl. Like when Motley Crue became popular and all of these other bands were signed that looked and sounded like them. Now, you might enjoy these new bands, but it is not the same as the original. So you have to ask yourself, does the world need another Cowgirl?

The short answer is, yes. So girls, you have your work cut out for you. The best bet would be to write an expletive on your bare chest and find a way to auction that on eBay.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

You can't have too many Cowgirls.

Anonymous said...

Saints girl is about a six-pack, but the Bears chick > Cowgirl.

Signal to Noise said...

Saints girl > Sarah Spain and Cowgirl combined.

Conrad Bain said...

Saints girls gets extra points for having natural cans.

Anonymous said...

Non busted face > natural cans


Although the Spain Train could possibly be au natural as she's a pretty big girl at 5'11", but make no mistake, I'd hit it.

Siegfried said...

That face got busted doing something.

bucky said...

Is the Saints chick even the same as the one spotted wearing the shirt at the Eagles game? The original looked like her face got run over by a truck. I think Maxim just found a hot blond and put a replica of the shirt on her.

And who gives a fuck if the cans on any of 'em are real or not? It's not like we're gonna be doing any postgame gnawing on them anyway.

Conrad Bain said...

And who gives a fuck if the cans on any of 'em are real or not?

(Bain raises hand without any hint of hesitation)

Big 'n' Naturals, Baby! Weeeeeeeee Hoooooooo!

Jeff Garcia said...

She hates the Eagles, but I'd still hit that

Tom Cruise said...

I have a job for her.

Kordell Stewart said...

Fake titties or natural titties, it makes no difference to me. I'm an equal opportunity titty lover!

Troy Aikman said...

I would wreck either chick.