Thursday, January 04, 2007

Break in Darrent Williams Case

Denver police received a big break when John Mark Karr confessed to shooting Darrent Williams, outside of a nightclub after New Year's Eve. Williams attended the party, hosted by Kenyon Martin, with receiver Javon Walker.

Wait a minute. Maybe Jake Plummer was the one doing the shooting seeing that he missed his receiver, Walker, and hit the defensive back instead. Case closed.

15 comments:

James said...

Jason Kidd beats his wife. Jayson Williams shoots a limo driver.
Darrant Williams gets shot outside a party thrown by Kenyon Martin. Jay-Z has
a lengthy criminal record. Am I oversimplifying things by suggesting
that it is not a good idea to befriend any current or former employees of
the New Jersey Nets?

Anonymous said...

HILARIOUSLY FUCKIN FUNNY TO BE MAKINF FUN OF THIS SHIT DIPWAD. HOW FUNNY WAS IT WHEN FOLEY GOT SHOT BY AN OFF-DUTY POLICE OFFICER? GROW UP AND SHOW SOME SORT OF RESPECT FOR THE DEAD. THIS AIN'T FUNNY AT ALL. FUCKIN DOLT.

Tommy Tuck Rule said...

I think it is the perfect time. It won't be as funny a year from now. If David Letterman can make unfunny jokes about Saddam's hanging then THN can make jokes about the shooting of a football player.

Eddie Guns said...

I'm throwing a flag on this play.

Rob said...

There is no truth to the rumor that Mike Shanahan is implimenting a "pallbearer by committee" at the Darrent Williams funeral.

Anonymous said...

DIPSHIT TUCK RULE, THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MURDEROUS DICTATOR AND A 2ND YEAR CORNERBACK. GET WITH IT MORON.

Zach Landres-Schnur said...

at least it wasn't a jake plummer mustache joke...

The Terrible Beagle said...

The Hater needs to get to work on the Art Shell firing.

http://www.profootballtalk.com/rumormill.htm

NFL Jennifer said...

How was I not consulted before this post was put up? RANK!

twin_daddy said...

Uhhh, James... Maybe it's more than just the NJ Nets Conspiracy that you propose, and maybe it also has something to do with the posse one rolls with?! Maybe this is just another example of living that "Hip-Hop Lifestyle"? Just keepin' it real, y'all.

Signal to Noise said...

Hey, I laughed. At least Adam isn't moralizing about the whole thing.

Tommy Tuck Rule said...

First of all, don't you think anonymous at least owes us the courtesy of coming up with a wacky psuedonym before he chastises us for being unfunny, amoral jerks.

Second, if you were privy to the jokes floating around the THN newsroom about this latest fallen athlete, you may have abandoned this blog forever. Consider yourself lucky.

Tommy Tuck Rule said...

Sorry, NFL Jennifer i made sure he put this one out before you got to it. I am a bad influence on THN.

Art Shell said...

I need a job. Can I work for THN?

Gramms said...

We might have an opening.