Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Palmer: Pretty Fly For A White Guy

Let's hope that Carson Palmer was kidding here, when he told the Cincinnati Enquirer that all he wanted for Christmas was, uh, a K-Fed CD. Seriously. "A lot of people don't like K-Fed, but he's alright." Check the link, he really was quoted as saying that.

Palmer also would like a new crossbow, because evidentially being the Ted Nugent of NFL quarterbacks is something Palmer is going for.

The best Christmas wish comes from T.J. Houshmandzadeh who said that he wants gas prices in California to come down. Because when he fills up his Range Rover, it costs him damn near $70. Poor baby.

37 comments:

Jake Plummer said...

I want a job.

Steve Bisheff said...

Me, too.

Ben Roethlisberger said...

Can i get my Equilibrium back?

Eddie Guns said...

Referee tank tops.

Raiders Fan said...

The death of Al Davis

Tom Brady said...

Receivers that can catch.

Randy Moss said...

A Trade

Georgia Frontandrearee said...

Another husband

Kurt Warner said...

A less dyke-ish looking wife.

Matt Hassleback said...

My Sister in Law to shut her pie hole.

J.J. Manning said...

To finally meet my real dad.

Aaron Rodgers said...

For Coach Mcarthy to bench that punch drunk, pill popping QB already.

Se Ri Pak said...

Membership to a kitten of the month club.

Phil Mickelson said...

Breast reduction

Peyton Manning said...

A cowboy hat to match my friend, Kenny Chesney.

Tony Romo said...

For that dumb bitch Jessica Simpson to stop calling me!

Cowgirl said...

Another boob job. My cans aren't quite reaching my chin anymore.

Drew Brees said...

For mom to forget i am her son.

Michael Ricards said...

How about a career?

Art Shell said...

A vote of confidence from Al Davis

99% of WNBA rosters said...

A wee wee

Kobe said...

A nice relaxing vacation in Colorado.

Vanessa Bryant said...

Well if he gets that, then i want another fat ring.

Greg Gibson said...

A real legal department.

Jeff Garcia, Kordell Stewart, Troy Aikman, Steve Young and Charles Nelson Riley said...

The phone number of some super hot broads so we can bang them.

Daunte Caulpepper said...

A Florida Lake Cruiser Captain's License.

Archie Manning said...

To stop being mistaken for Woody Allen.

Tiki & Aronde Barber said...

For the Gumbels to retire so we can take over as the whitest black men in America.

Michael Strahan's Two Front Teeth said...

For Michael to go tothe dentist and fix us.

Barbaro said...

Directions to the glue factory.

OC Hair Restoration Center said...

A new client, now that Steve Bisheff has been fired.

Leonard Little said...

A ride home because I've had too much to drink. Ah fuck it, I'll drive.

Tony Dungy said...

Jon Gruden to come take my team to the Super Bowl.

Steve Irwin said...

A chest protector.

Koren Robinson said...

I'll give you a ride, Leonard.

Joel Zumaya said...

Guitar Hero 2

"Iron" Mike said...

A loan to decorate the other side of my face.