Let's hope that Carson Palmer was kidding here, when he told the Cincinnati Enquirer that all he wanted for Christmas was, uh, a K-Fed CD. Seriously. "A lot of people don't like K-Fed, but he's alright." Check the link, he really was quoted as saying that.
Palmer also would like a new crossbow, because evidentially being the Ted Nugent of NFL quarterbacks is something Palmer is going for.
The best Christmas wish comes from T.J. Houshmandzadeh who said that he wants gas prices in California to come down. Because when he fills up his Range Rover, it costs him damn near $70. Poor baby.