Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Grossman Must Be Stopped

You have to figure that most Chicago Bears fans are wondering when Rex Grossman is going to suffer that horrific, season-ending injury that he is famous for. Like maybe he can spend a weekend tutoring under Ben Roethlisberger to figure out how to head-butt a car at 80 MPH or have his appendix burst. Because that seems like the only way that Lovie Smith is going to bench him.

Smith said that for Grossman to get better, he needs to play more. Yeah, that's it. Grossman can only get better by throwing more wounded ducks into the air. Kind of like how Shaq improved his free throw shooting by repeatedly hoisting up those bricks.

If the Bears know what is good for them, they would start this guy. Otherwise, the Bears are destined for another early exit in the playoffs. The Bears are leading the NFC right now, but Sunday's game between Dallas and New Orleans is likely going to be a preview of the NFC Championship Game.

6 comments:

The rest of the NFC said...

Be quiet. Grossman is doing just fine.

Jim McMahon said...

Remember when Charles Martin cheap shot me? Nobody is going to do that to Rex. Opposing teams give him a ride to the stadium.

Diane said...

Am I the only who can't identify "this guy"?

Kyle Orton said...
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Diane said...

Kyle - my bad - I didn't recognize you without a clipboard on the sidelines

NFL Adam said...

Kyle, I realize you have pounded a few, but common, we don't call people names. Unless you are calling me a name.

Sorry, I should have identified the lush as Bears backup Kyle Orton. There were a series of pictures that showed Orton's, um, game preparation when he was the Bears starting quarterback.