Friday, November 03, 2006

Whipped

Tiki Barber’s real reason for retirement was exposed—it was his wife, Yoko. And you thought Rocky Balboa’s wife was kind of a buzz kill. Just wait until Tiki’s buddy is killed in a football game and he has to go to Russia to play in a game, only to comeback to America and find that his crooked accountant stole all of his money and Barber has to move back to Roanoke? Then what is she going to do?

Actually, what is the big deal here? Retire already. It is hard to believe that somebody would make the Brett Favre retirement soap opera seem less media whorish by comparison.

The funniest thing in all of this; is there anybody who doesn’t think the Giants would be better off with Brandon Jacobs as the feature back? It seems like the Giants are tanking the season by keeping Jacobs on the sidelines and using Barber exclusively. Not that Barber is bad, but why not use your best player?

Jacobs is a huge back and maybe his career would be shortened if he was an every-down back. But do you think that Broncos care that Terrell Davis’ career was cut short because he was overworked? Hardly. But hey Giants, keep Jacobs on the bench. And maybe next year you can find another scat back to take all of the reps.

8 comments:

DAWUSS said...

And what will be the reason for Ronde's retirement?

Rev. Ted Haggard said...

Anyone know where I can get Michael Strahan's phone number?

Denny Hastert said...

Anyone know where I can get Michael Strahan's phone number?

I don't have Michael Strahan's number readily available, but I do have a whole list of successful professionals that are available to service your every need. See www.gop.gov for more details.

Diane said...

THN never struck me as being a Page Six reader . . .

Scott said...

It is hard to believe that somebody would make the Brett Favre retirement soap opera seem less media whorish by comparison.

Brilliant.

Anonymous said...

I wonder what Peter King would have to say about this.

Speaking of Mr. King, this article says everything you need to know about him.
http://www.onmilwaukee.com/sports/articles/peterkingidiot.html

Zach Landres-Schnur said...

this may be a bit superficial, but couldn't an all-pro running back pull hotter tail than this controlling bitch?

TheBigO said...

Holy shit, a black woman and an asian woman on this site in the same week, slow down there Adam, save some for next year.