Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Pupil Becomes the Master

Did you think that game-crippling poor decisions were only a specialty of Mike Martz? You are wrong. St. Louis football fans longing to the days of Martz and his inexplicable poor game caling were treated to a Martz-like moment from new coach Scott Linehan on Sunday. The St. Louis football team led 16-14 early in the fourth quarter when Linehan made a decision to pass on fourth-and-1 from the Seattle 12 instead of taking the chip-shot field goal. They play was bad on so many levels, not the least of which was that it did not go to Torry Holt. Instead it went to some anonymous tight end who was triple covered and needless to say, the play—like Martz's career—failed.

The St. Louis football team lost 24-22. Not like a field goal would have mattered or anything thing. It is like Martz never left at all.

Thank God.


Anonymous said...

The Rams still aren't the worst team i the AFCWest West.

Anonymous said...

I mean NFCWest West

Zach Landres-Schnur said...

some people/things that could coach better than Linehan:

-Kurt Warner
-The Bish
-Ed Hochuli
-Bud Light
-the black hole

Tommy Tuck Rule said...

Do you think the Bish would coach without the wig or with? I think the Bish's Wig is the source of all things Bish.

NFL Adam said...

We are required by law to note that The Bish's hair is real.

Tommy Tuck Rule said...

Oh the Bish's Rug is real, but he is so arrogant that he thinks it was made with Tom Landry's Hat. But we know the truth, it was made with Steve Spurriers's taint hair.

bucky said...

We are required by law to note that The Bish's hair is real.

By law? You didn't agree to this, did you? I think you should let him sue you. Then you could conduct discovery to find out for real where that hair belongs on the evolutionary tree.

Gregory X. Gibson said...

By law, they are cutting space in the orange sucky register's sports page.
People are leaving. so-called "reporters" are covering pro teams.
what's next? no more bish? sheesh.