Mike Vanderjagt will be released by the Dallas Cowboys and replaced by, wait for it, Martin Gramatica. Great free agent signing, there. Not Gramatica, but all of the money Dallas threw at Vanderjagt in the offseason. That is going to set Jerry Jones back a couple of face lifts.
And really, how far has your career fallen when one of the Gramatica brothers is a more viable alternative? Maybe Vandy can make another David Letterman appearance.