No, not Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe; that is old news. No, it appears that Flavor Flav and Deelishus have called it quits. A moment of silence please. Not for the couple, but for those of us dumb enough to know who Deelishus is.
Deelishus (real name London Charles) was the winner of the second season of Flavor of Love. But, due to confidentiality, the couple was kept apart for months while the show aired, to keep the results a surprise.
During that time, Flav got his Flavor on and knocked up some white chick, who is five months pregnant and has now moved into his Los Angeles house. But Deelishus was not on the free-agent market long as she has now hooked up with Redskins running back Clinton Portis. In other words, load up on the Cowboys this weekend.
What a sad week for Hollywood. (And seriously, you couldn't break this on Friday in time for The Weak Ender?)
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