Wednesday, November 08, 2006

And She’s Single, Boys

Go ahead, make your jokes.

The game might have passed by Britney Spears, but these eyes will always view her in the same light as Kurt Warner. Sure, she might not be what she once was; her confidence might be shaken; she has a bad spouse and yeah, she might fumble a kid here and there. (Who hasn't?) But for a glorious three-year run, she was on top of the world. A fact that cannot be challenged even if she made another eight seasons of Chaotic.

So go ahead and make fun of her if you will, but remember this. The divorce from Brenda Federline only means that she is going to be getting back into the game. And you know what that means—a Playboy spread is coming soon. Oh yeah, laugh it up now, but you know you will be the first in line to buy that issue.

8 comments:

Blonde said...

No matter how you look at it...she is damaged goods. She has been tainted with that white trashness that can't be forgotten (or washed off).

Don't get me wrong,I will be the first one in line to see the Playboy spread. However, she will always smell of KFed...

mutoni said...

i'll be the first in line to steal the issue, sure.

sportscolumn said...

She was on top of the game for about 1 year (circa oops I did it again video) but now she is a fat hillbilly with bad skin and acne. The only thing separating her from the chick at the Piggly Wiggly is cash.

TheBigO said...

All true, but I'd still bust a fat nut all over her grill.

DAWUSS said...

Sorry, but I won't be anywhere near that line looking at her photo in Playboy. I have better things to do.

Diane said...

A post 2 babies and a thousand fried twinkies Playboy spread . . . thank god for airbrushing

Peralta said...

I feel you bigo...

..You're all full of shit. You know god damn well if brittany spears wanted to touch your cock, you'd fucking marry her.

bucky said...

You know god damn well if brittany spears wanted to touch your cock, you'd fucking marry her.
I think it's far more likely that these guys will all touch their own junk while looking at that photo.