Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Tiki Barber to Retire?

Tiki Barber has suggested that he will retire at the end of the season. Hopefully, this will end any notion that he is deserving to be in the Pro Football Hall of Fame. However, people are wondering why he would pull a Robert Smith and step away from the football field. But after watching him perform the "Running Man" and "Start the Lawnmower" on those DirecTV ads, it is obvious that he is going on to better things such as Dancing with the Stars.

Obviously with Eli Messiah entrenched as the Giants QB, he realizes that he has a better chance of winning that show than he does of winning a Super Bowl.

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11 comments:

TheBigO said...

No it's because that kid behind him is a beast. Jacobs?? I can't remember his name but he is gonna start next year for sure, Tiki is being smart and retiring a Giant and going out on top.

DAWUSS said...

It'll be weird seeing only Ronde now

Lil Hater said...

I'm guessing that - in a total coincidence - the NFL will start testing for a new type of steroid or human growth hormone, beginning next year.

Anonymous said...

going out on top? on top of what?

TheBigO said...

um, on top of the Giants all time rushing list.

Anonymous said...

Is there a Gnats all-time rushing list??

Can't be very many good names on it, 'cause the SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

TommyTuckRule said...

On top of Strahan?

bucky said...

um, on top of the Giants all time rushing list.

Ahead of who, Tucker Frederickson? An all-time great if ever there was one.

UNC_Samurai said...

I believe #2 is Rodney Hampton, who experts predicted on Draft Day (in 1990) would be a league feature back in five years.

Chuck Bednarik said...

Tiki wil retire this year because I say he'll retire this year! He'll be going on to the broadcast booth, marrying an annoying talkshow and cruiseline spokeswoman, and fukking a Stewardess with a nice rack in a hotel while being caught on closed circuit TV.

Team Aztec said...

Agent's quote about Tiki: "I think he feels he's perfected his craft."

My thought: If it's perfected, why hasn't he gotten in the Got-Damn endzone for me this season????? Sheesh.