Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Super Bowl Buzz Kill: Finale

It is time of the exciting conclusion. The one you have all been waiting for. Actually, most of you likely forgot we were still doing this. But here it is, the reason why your team won’t win the Super Bowl:



It is hard to determine who is the bigger detriment to the Raiders, Al Davis or Art Shell. Or maybe it is offensive coordinator Tom Walsh. Or could it be…

Ah, who is kidding who here? Everybody knows that the Raiders win the Super Bowl every year. The Raiders are working on a streak of 40 consecutive Super Bowl victories. The Raiders never lose, non-believers. Just ask the idiots that filled the Oakland Coliseum last weekend.



Other previews: Jets, Browns, Texans, Vikings, Jaguars, Bills, Eagles, Bears, Buccaneers, Redskins, Chiefs, Falcons, Raven, Titans, Lions, Giants, Saints, Panthers, Bengals, Cardinals, Seahawks, Dolphins, Steelers, Packers, Broncos, Cowboys, 49ers, St. Louis, Colts and Patriots.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

What's wrong with you? You ended this game like Farty did last week vs. the Ravens. I am a Raider's fan from Ohio, and I find your zingers funny. Come on, man up a little bit if you're going to all of the trouble of posting your amusing diatribes. Keep up the hottie photos!

Madden's Brown Nose said...

Yeah, i agree. What a let down and the was probably the metaphor you were striving for, but c'mon. The Patriot one was better, how does that work out.

Anonymous said...

You spent two months all for some stupid Raiders joke? I don't know if that is genius or just plain stupid.

Anonymous said...

This was a worse ending than Chasing Amy.

Anonymous said...

Nice job, douche nozzel.

TJ Rubley said...

I'm feeling a little better about that audible.

Geraldo Rivera said...

I'm feeling a little better about Al Capone's secret vault.

Kevin Smith said...

Thanks for taking the heat off.

Anonymous said...

not exactly what i was waiting for... thanks for trying though.

raiders suck.

commitment to excellence???
right. keep tell yourselves that raiturd "3rd world" nation.
commitment to mediocrity is more like it!

gotta say, i love this though..
all these spiked fags crying in their near beer as they try to scare little kids out of their halloween candy with these ridiculous get-up's the wear every sunday. damn, choakland coliseum looks like a "rocky horror picture show" convention on sundays. what an embarrassment.
losers. not just the team, but their fans also...
raider 3rd world nation.

i say we should start a kleenex drive for these losers. i've personally sent a case of kleenex to the front office already. i don't know if it has gotten there or not, but i sent it. acually it might be time for a refill. i sent it after week one...

Anonymous said...

anyone else here notice that the raiderettes (like they could really get away with using "ette" at the end of their name with the way half of them look) all look like they were cholitas with their teased up hair and black make-up? i saw a shot of them during that great cleveland game and was perplexed as to how dudes became raiderettes. ugly-ass cheerleaders. it's matter of time until the whole team comes on to the field in pregame in lo-lo's to "low-rider" by war...

NFL Jennifer said...

This was more disappointing than your "performance" last night.