Tuesday, October 03, 2006

And She's Single, Boys

Good news for all of you dreamers, Eva Longoria and Tony Parker have split. If these two kids could not make it, then what chance do the rest of us have, seeing that they professed their love before God and the Ryan Seacrest?

Longoria said that she woke up one morning and realized that Parker and the Spurs were not likely to win an NBA title for a long, long time. Or something about falling in love. In either case, she will be moving on.

Longoria obviously wants to be with a champion, so that means that Warren Sapp shouldn't be holding his breath as he likely has as good of a chance of the rest of us. Which means none.

If you get the chance, the boys will likely be talking about this in the Hater Nation Forums.

9 comments:

DAWUSS said...

I'll pass

NFL Adam said...

You wouldn't, so let's all stop pretending.

Scott said...

> I'll pass

That's ridiculous. Fark.com called... they want their attitude back.

Agnes Skinner said...

Your feelings are ugly and wrong!

TheBigO said...

Dawuss, pass please, you don't want none go away, more for me. You must be gay to pass on that fine ass piece of woman.

Rep. Mark Foley (R) said...

Even I wouldn't pass on that!

NFL Adam said...

Agreeing with BigO? What could be next?

BigO Fan said...

I am amused at the growing rate to which BigO seems to be stretching. It seems that he comments on every sports blog imaginable. It is uncanny. Maybe somebody should throw this guy a bone and let him share his views with the word. I would say either either or Kissing Suzy Kobler would be a good start.

Martina Navratilova said...

I'd light that rocket.