Good news for all of you dreamers, Eva Longoria and Tony Parker have split. If these two kids could not make it, then what chance do the rest of us have, seeing that they professed their love before God and the Ryan Seacrest?
Longoria said that she woke up one morning and realized that Parker and the Spurs were not likely to win an NBA title for a long, long time. Or something about falling in love. In either case, she will be moving on.
Longoria obviously wants to be with a champion, so that means that Warren Sapp shouldn't be holding his breath as he likely has as good of a chance of the rest of us. Which means none.
If you get the chance, the boys will likely be talking about this in the Hater Nation Forums.