Wednesday, September 27, 2006

You Are Not Evil

Many of you likely had a similar reaction when you found out that Terrell Owens had attempted suicide last night:

I hope he is okay.

No, it was likely, "Who has him in our fantasy league? And please let it be that jerk (insert name here). "

You are not evil for thinking this. It's natural to think about this. Although many people who drafted T.O. might be looking for some spare pills in the medicine cabinet right now.

Although there are a few questions that remain to be answered that most of you are probably thinking of right now. Namely, where was Donovan McNabb when all of this went down? He and his mother had better have their alibis checked out. You know the CSI team is looking for cans of tainted Chunky Soup in his trashcan right now.

The next obvious question would be, what is Tom Cruise's reaction to all of this? We all know that Cruise was upset with Brooke Shields when she took anti-depressants. So is Cruise going to reach out to T.O. or is his relationship with Redskins owner Daniel Snyder going to make him remain silent? We will have our answer if Cruise recommends more drugs.

Bottom line, don't be ashamed for wondering about fantasy league ramifications. People have enough real-life worries without being concerned about NFL players who are either crying out for help or really desperate in their attempts for publicity. Either way, it is a sad story and people should be thankful for what they have and whom they didn't draft in their fantasy league.

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14 comments:

Anonymous said...

FVCKIN LOSER! LOSER. LOSER. LOSER.
SO GLAD DENVER DIDN'T GET THIS PIECE OF TRASH. HOPE HE'S OK! LOL! HA HA HA. LOSER.

TheBigO said...

NFLADAM, it's too bad that he ruined your day and survived.

Sun Devil said...

I echo the thoughts of Anonymous. Thank God Denver did not sign this douchebag.

And thank God my trade offer for him was rejected.

NFL Adam said...

You are not an evil person for thinking that.

NFL Jennifer said...

He just had his news confence and says he didn't try to kill himself, and will play this week. I think he tested the waters to see what kind of reaction he would get. It is sad it was reported that way if he wasn't trying to kill himself, since there are a lot people out there who really are depressed and need help. Way to make it all about you TO. Jerk.

Michael Thompson said...

Surprise surprise, it wasn't a suicide attempt. Can you cay COCAINE? I bet TO can

Anonymous said...

SERVES DALLAS RIGHT. NOBODY. I MEAN NOBODY SHOULD'VE GIVEN HIM "ANOTHER CHANCE". LOSER. I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL HE IS GONE FROM THE FACE OF THE NFL. I'M NOT A DISGRUNTLED EAGLES OR NINERS FAN EITHER. THIS SH8T HAS GOT TO STOP!
I WONDER WHEN THE NEXT WAVE OF T.O. COPYCATS WILL COME TO THE NFL... YOU KNOW ALL OF THE CRAP HE'S PULLING IS INFLUENCING A BUNCH OF KIDS. THE NFL FUTURE.
HE NEEDS TO BE BANISHED FROM THE NFL. PERIOD. WHAT A MORON. WAS HE DOING SIT-UPS IN THE ICU? LOL! WHAT A JOKE THIS IDIOT IS. 100 BUCKS HE TURNS THIS INTO A PAYDAY FOR HIMSELF. EAT A D*CK T.O.!!!!!!

TJ Rubley said...

I think it's flippin' hilarious. Owens got over on the world again and played the sports media for tools. And the best part is, if he does it tomorrow, we'll all line right back up to play again!

Can't wait to see what's up his sleeve next...

Rush Limbaugh said...

Who is Owens' doctor? Can you ask him to meet me tonight at Denny's?

T.O. said...

I love me some me. Why would I want to kill myself? Would my new name be K.O. then?

Hatriot said...

I just hope Mr. Owens gets the help he needs and plenty of rest so that he can be ready to take the field against the Philadelphia Eagles.

That way, I'll have the pleasure of watching Brian Dawkins break every damn bone in his body on national t.v.. Don't worry T.O.. Philly fans are very forgiving. I'm sure they won't get on you about having to take a ride in the waaaambulance after a chickenbleep suicide attempt that would embarrass a 15 year old girl. Not a chance.

insomniac said...

wow...this subject has inspired a lot of caps lockin'...

Bill Simmons said...

BRIAN DAWKINS!!!!!! Bwaaaaahahahahahahahahaha, that little muthafucka will get more fucked up tryin to tackle TO than TO will. He's a brittle bitch.

DocMalk said...

The Cowboys deserve this punk. Denver wanted him? Ow. I'm not a Broncos fan, but I'm relieved about them not having him.

No, it's not evil to think about it.