Friday, September 01, 2006

The Weak Ender

Welcome to a special edition of the Weak Ender!

Labor Day weekend will always have a special meaning to THN. For years it meant the kickoff of the NFL season, but that was taken away. But now Labor Day is about the Florida State and Miami game. And nobody could be happier. It was Labor Day one year ago that the world was introduced to Cowgirl. It is a day so momentous, it should be a national holiday.

And people knock Brent Lushburger all the time, but he was the one who made the quip that got her discovered. So maybe it’s time to give Lushburger some credit and stop making him the but of jokes. He did the world a valuable service.


So pour toast with a cold one in honor of ol’ Lushburger tonight.

  • Terrell Owens made his Cowboys debut on Thursday night. Not impressive. T.O. didn't yell at his quarterback once. Obviously he is not in mid-season form. At least Mike Vanderjagt provided some entertainment as he missed two overtime field goals showing that he is already in postseason form. If he keeps that up, a suicide watch will be issued for Dallas.
  • Sadly, Jeff George did not play on Thursday night. Just think, a week ago George was earning money by tossing passes to tourists in the Aladdin Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas.
  • Shame on the media for labeling Greece’s victory over the USA in that basketball tournament as an upset. Seriously. Any team coached by Mike Krymmalcxvvbnmski is bound to choke. Just like Duke. But he will probably make a commercial about it.
  • The Angels and A’s were idle on Thursday night, but Oakland did manage to add another half-game to their lead. Don’t know how that was possible.
  • Account balance on Utah and the points at UCLA this weekend. It might not even be a bad bet to take the Utes on the money line. USC will struggle early, but should handle Arkansas pretty well. Georgia Tech covers against Notre Dame and Cal runs Tennessee off the field, causing Phillip Fulmer to eat his weight in ice cream and resign.
  • Your moment of Bish: Dorrell, the Dodgers' J.D. Drew and the Angels' Garret Anderson would be difficult to separate on your basic languid meter. ... So what are you trying to say here, Bish, that Dorrell is boring? Hold on, there’s a call on the phone for you, Bish. It’s the pot and he is saying something about you being black. Seriously, if the Bish is calling you dull, then you have problems. Of course, all of this was a lot more entertaining when T.J. Simers poked fun at Dorrell's dull personality three years ago. But nobody has ever accused the Bish of being timely.
AND FINALLY
The Sun Devils are going to need to do a little bit of improvement after deceivingly defeating Northern Arizona, 35-14. It was a lot closer than that. They got rid of Bruce Snyder for this brand of underachieving? You start to wonder if anybody can make it work in Tempe. It’s too early to say that about Chuck Long and San Diego State who lost its home opener. But the Aztecs should be perennial favorites to win the Mountain West every year. There is no excuse for these two schools not to be top programs given their great location, weather and female student population. Cowgirl might never get noticed in schools like these. Cowgirl is hot, but she’d be a seven at places like ASU, SDSU and Cal State Fullerton.

24 comments:

Matt Leinart's Shoulder said...

Yeeeeeeeeeeeouch!

Sun Devil said...

yeah yeah yeah...we'll be OK

bucky said...

A late comeback against Arizona saved Koetter's job for one year, but he'll be out if he doesn't get 9 wins. And he won't. He might make a nice offensive coordinator somewhere, but he's way out of his depth as a head coach.

Maybe they can bring back Mike Martz? And he can bring Paul Justin with him.

insomniac said...

Totally agree about Utah at UCLA. The Utes are going to put up a whole lot of points. I wish that weren't the case, but it is.

Think it's too late for ASU to get Sam Keller on the horn?

TheBigO said...

Jenn Sterger is not that hot. I've muddied plenty of white chicks that looked waaaay better than her. She's cute, but let's not get carried away. Fake ass titties too, naw, not to impressive. Says alot about the tastes of the poster though to go gaga over a 7 at best. Get it together.

TheBigO said...

*too, whatever.

Kenny Chesney said...

Enough hotties talk, brahs. Let's hit the showers!

Sun Devil said...

Wisconsin sucks, Bucky

Diane said...

ok, I'll bite - what the heck did Brent say about the Cowgirl?

Anonymous said...

That Notre Dame kicker cost me $150.

Jerk.

bucky said...

Yea, but Minnesota swallows.

DAWUSS said...

She looks kinda like this one girl I knew in high school, only the girl in high school didn't have the same build as Sterger

Jessica Simpson's father said...

Ok, who here thinks Mr. Sterger is proud of his daughter's "accomplishments" in college? I mean, doesn't every parent send their daughter to college so they can revel in the notoriety generated by her breasts?

Steve Irwin said...

Crikey!

NFL Adam said...

Diane,

Lushberger created "Cowgirl" when she showed up on the broadcast of the FSU v. Miami game last year and he quiped, "20,000 young men just committed to Florida State."

DAWUSS said...

But when FSU's kickers send it Wide Right, the intelligent portion of the 20,000 men change their mind

Elton John said...

I was going to commit to Florida State when I saw her. But when I saw all the hotties at Cal State Fullerton I knew that was the school for me.

Diane said...

Adam - ahhh - thanks. She's cute, but shouldn't have gone for the bargain basement boob job

Jose said...

OK, time to get back to the Angels...it's been a whole 3 days! Or maybe you could cover the AL Central race, college football, Woods v. Singh, Duke LAX, Pujols killin' it, Kahne's big win, or (just maybe) the NFL season?

No, stick with the Angels.

DAWUSS said...

Thing is, everyone knows baseball sucks unless someone's on steroids. Then it gets mildly exciting.

Though the Wikipedia blurbs were cool

Anonymous said...

Looks like you'll have to ear your words about the Cal-Tennessee game and Philip Fulmer.

The Bish said...

Who is T.J. Simers?

NFL Adam said...

Hey O, Insomniac said it best... Cowgirl is responsible for the trend of girls wearing bikini tops/bras to games. For that, she is a national treasure.

Utes_play_like_girls said...

Utah sucks. And their fans actually think they are good. What a riot! HAhahahahahahahahahahaha!