Thursday, September 28, 2006

Training Videos of Future

Do you have a son that plays football? Do you want him to play well? Do you want him to receive the best instruction available? Do you want him to play at his very best? Do you want him to one day reach the NFL?

Do you want him to eventually be so good that he is doggedly pushed by his coach so hard that he eventually tries to commit suicide?

Then be the first on your block to order the Bill Parcells Backyard Drills for Future Depressed Superstars.



If your son does not reach the NFL and swallow a handful of pills by the time he is 30-years-old, you get your money back. Guaranteed.

8 comments:

UNC_Samurai said...

So that's the crap I keep hearing about on Sirius radio. Although, it's not as compelling as that guy who won "back to back to back AAU championships".

DAWUSS said...

Do I get a free gift if I call within the next 30 minutes?

Anonymous said...

If you call in the next 15 minutes, you will also get that Fred McGriff video, absolutely free!

Anonymous said...

Nice Last and 10. Hope it is still funny to you in hell.

Anonymous said...

WHERE DO I GET THE "BILL BUCKNER GROUND BALL DRILLS FOR THE FAMILY" DVD?


NICE 1ST AND 10! EXCELLENT WORK.

AwfulAnnouncing said...

Hahaha that made me laugh out loud. Does Tom Emanski feel the need to sue Parcells like he did Harold Reynolds?

NFL Adam said...

Was Tom Emansky sexually harrassed by Harold Reynolds?

Anonymous said...

So does this video have a section on breast feeding spoiled superstars with ammple bitch tits?