Why your team won't win the Super Bowl:
The Dolphins seem to be the critic’s choice. Everybody loves Nick Saban talking about how he is the next Bill Belichick—meaning that husbands in Miami should be suspicious if their wives suddenly develop an interest in Dolphins football. But people need to remember that Daunte Culpepper is on this team.
And Randy Moss is not.
Everybody is quick to point out that the Dolphins went 9-7 last season, but fail to recognize that five of those games were decided by four points or less. Meaning, they wasted a lot of good karma for a crappy season. And if that all wasn’t enough to persuade you, keep in mind that running back Ronnie Brown was the top pick in both THN fantasy football teams this year. Thank you and good night.