Wednesday, August 16, 2006

USC Faces Sanctions

The USC football team will face an NCAA investigation following an appearance by Ricky Bobbby (Will Ferrell) who appeared at a team meeting and gave a pep talk to the team. A source in the NCAA office indicated that the team received an extra benefit that was not offered to other students. The appearance also violated Title IX statutes as well.

Every member of the USC football team at the meeting will be required to pay restitution or face losing eligibility for the upcoming season. The NCAA has ruled that Ferrell's visit was worth $46,361. Except for Dwayne Jarrett. The NCAA ruled that it was worth $123,497 for Jarrett to see Ferrell in person. Players and coaches were not available for comment.



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Wikipedia Fun Fact: USC was founded in 1787 by patriot Paul Revere who fled New England for fear of being captured by the British in retaliation for his role in the revolution. Revere was a quarterback on the first USC football team in 1791 and won the first ever Heisman Trophy (USC has won 37). Of course, the award was called "Trophy for the Best Player" back then.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lame

Ross McLochness said...

Paul Revere would definitely be the number one overall pick in our fantasy draft if he was available.

You can't pass on talent like that...

DAWUSS said...

Wikicities FTW

PTPers10 said...

$46,361, Great Odin's raven! Its alright though, I heard Matt Leinart's dad is covering Jarrett's bill.

TheBigO said...

Can y'll please say something funny without using Will Ferrell?? I mean it's all over the damn web, "whale's vagina", "Odin's Raven" "stay Classy", ok already give it a rest.

NFL Adam said...

C'mon O, that was a great use of "Great Odin's raven." Should have used that for the Raven preview, but the choice was already made.

TheBigO said...

Sure it was used fine. I'm just tired of the Will Ferrell taglines all the damn time, I'm a Will Ferrell fan get me wrong, but aren't there some new ones from Talladega nights or something, it's just getting old.

PTPers10 said...

O, I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree. Because honestly, I don't know how to put this, but Will Ferrell is kind of a big deal.

TheBigO said...

allright fine, actually that was pretty funny.

NFL Adam said...

Looking back, should the NCAA be given any ideas? Like it wouldn't be that surprising to see the NCAA respond this way.

The Analyzer said...

Paul Revere = QB???

crazy....

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