Monday, August 14, 2006

The Post Mortem

Preseason causes people to do crazy things. For instance, there was once a guy who traded Marvin Harrison straight up for Ryan Leaf back in 1998, all based on preseason performance. While the Leaf pick looked good for about two weeks (until his career ended in Kansas City the following week), let's just say that guy did not win his fantasy league that season.

The lesson is that you cannot put too much stock into preseason performances of quarterbacks. Phillip Rivers, Jay Cutler and Brian Griese all looked solid this weekend. But don't get too excited. These guys are playing against vanilla defenses, with virtually no blitzing. It would be almost impossible to not have a good game at quarterback during the preseason.

Unless, of course, you are Rex Grossman or Vince Young.

Grossman, according to a radio report, was so off the mark this weekend that his passes couldn't even be intercepted. And this guy is supposed to be the second coming of Jim McMahon? Young was equally as awful—although he looks to have patented Brett Favre's "Ill-advised toss over-the-shoulder" pass. Young had not looked this overwhelmed since he held a No. 2 pencil in his hand and grabbed his Wonderlic test.

Titans coach Jeff Fisher was undaunted, however, as he said that he would like to start Young much earlier than anticipated this season. That shows that Fisher either wants to be fired immediately or he really wanted to make the Titans Super Bowl Buzz Kill super easy.

  • Do, however, buy the preseason hype for running backs. Reggie Bush is the real deal. But most people outside of former Houston GM Charlie Casserly already knew that. Bush rushed for 59 yards on six attempts. Hopefully there is truth to those rumors that Casserly was paid off by the NFL to pass on Bush so he could land to the Saints who will be relocating to Los Angeles in 2007. For Casserly, that would make a lot more sense than the truth. (But Roger Goodell would never be involved in anything shady.)

  • Hey, how did Texans defensive end Mario Williams do this weekend? You remember him, the guy the club selected instead of Bush. Williams had one tackle in one quarter and was abused by Chiefs tackle Kyle Turley, who played in his first game since 2003. Solid pick, Texans.

  • The news wasn’t all good for the Saints. "T-Rac," the Titans raccoon-like mascot, hit quarterback Adrian McPherson with a golf cart as he walked onto the field for the second-half on Saturday night, knocking him out of the game. It was later learned that "T-Rac" was a former client of McPherson's former college book-making operation, and was looking to collect on a debt.

  • Titans running back LenDale White was suspended from the game for allegedly spitting on his defensive teammates. But Bush treated those Titans defenders much worse.

  • New Panthers receiver Keyshawn Johnson showed that he was already in mid-season form as he caught a lot of passes, but still could not find the endzone in the team's exhibition opener.

  • Did the Yankees clone Rick Cerone? That was the second question asked behind, how is Sal Fasano still in the league? Figured he would retire after having a cup of coffee with the Angels championship team in 2002. And for the record, watching a Angels game at Taco Surf on Friday is cool. Watching the replay is depressing. Cheering the replay is clinical.


AND FINALLY
Horse racing has to be the most corrupt sport ever. Never going back to a race track after the "Del Mar Screw Job" on Saturday. A high-paying trifecta was erased in the ninth race after the No. 9 horse was disqualified for running too fast. It was enough to make somebody want to break a couple of TV monitors and punch the owner of the track.

It would also figure that "The Bish" is kind of horse-racing expert.

19 comments:

TheBigO said...

"Young had not looked this overwhelmed since he held a No. 2 pencil in his hand and grabbed his Wonderlic test."

Ok, I get it you must be either a USC or Michigan fan, and I'll bet you had a huge hissy fit when this cat single handedly beat your team in the Rose Bowl. Well let me just say that I watched those games in rooms full of the opposing fanbase, and I laughed my ass off. So if you are a fan of either of those teams let me just say HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, VINCE MADE Y'ALL LOOK LIKE SOME LITTLE BITCHES, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hater Hater said...

Do you jerks like anybody?

Handsome B. Wonderful said...

Wow, more Angels commentary. How do these writers keep everything so fresh?

Drunk Freddy said...

You almost get the feeling these guys are Angels fans.

Steve Bisheff said...

Fresh? Did somebody call me?

NFL Jennifer said...

Hey Hater Hater. The site is call "The Hater Nation" Not "The Like Nation" :)

Hey BigO, we are not even close to being USC or Michigan fans.

TheBigO said...

Ok, so through process of elimination, you don't hate Vince for any racial reasons, you're not fans of teams that he stomped (you still could be, he stomped many) so what is it?? Yes I realize I'm asking the Hater Nation why they hate someone so much.

Orville said...

Hey BigO, why don't you join the message board already? You can run it at NFL Adam all day long in there -- http://com3.runboard.com/bthehaternation

Anonymous said...

Which NFL Adam ID are your referring to? He is the top 3 posters on that board.

A black guy said...
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NFL Adam said...

It's not me, it's JMike. He steals all of my monikers.

lumps said...

It wasn't me Phatty, I don't post on your message board.

Diane said...

Halos + Taco Smurf = Good times

Diane said...
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TheBigO said...

Hey NFL Jennifer, what are you wearing right now??

Matt Leinart said...

What about me? What am I wearing right now?

TheBigO said...

Matt, you are wearing Syphillis. Sorry, but that's what happens when you fuck w/ skanks.

Dino said...

Hold it! Just you hold it!

TheBigO said...

NFL Jennifer, I never got an answer from you regarding your attire.