Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Elton John Called



He said butch up a little bit.

Obviously Jeter has supreme confidence in his masculinity, but no. Even Tom Brady wouldn't do anything this fruity. This just doesn't work. No. No. No.

11 comments:

Adam B said...

but the real question is: What the fuck is up with that hair? I so don't understand.

NFL Adam said...

like he's on the verge of some kid-n-play type of thing, right?

TheBigO said...

Yeah, but in Jeter's defense, Tom Brady hasn't sniffed the quality of broads Jeter has bedded. Brady just likes the skinny Irish broads. Jeter's got chicks like Adriana Lima and Mariah cary on his resume.

MLB Jennifer said...

Uh people, I think we have missed the big picture here...AVON calling? Notice where he is selling his stuff. Even Brit-Brit is in the big department stores.

Anonymous said...

maybe he should've backed a hair-cutting product.. his hair is really weird looking. thank god they wear caps on game day. he should wear his on off days also!

GO YANKEES!

twin_daddy said...

A good swift kick in the ass from Pete Rose and Carl Yastremski would do Jeter some good. Drive ain't no Aqua Velva! Now, Aqua Velva... That's a man's cologne.

BTW - There has to be a name for that piss-poor excuse for a haircut that he's sportin'. He looks like a smudged eraser on a #2 Ticonderoga pencil.

Anonymous said...

O, You think Mariah Carey is a conquest?!?!?! Huh?

Next thing, you'll say Serena doesn't have a pee-pee.

Joe N. said...

I go with Brut. . . by Faberge'. It turns Suzy Kolber wild.

TheBigO said...

Anon, I think Serena is a bad ass bitch. I would have Mariah hittin that note that she hits all night long baby. Go watch that dreamlover video and then come talk to me, that bitch is bad. So to answer your question, yep.

Michael said...

Oh for crying out loud! You bought yourself Michael Jordan cologne, didn't you?????????

TheBigO said...

Naw, your mom bought me some though. She made me put it on my nuts whenever she gave me a blumpkin, which was often, we went through that bottle in like a week.