Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Cards Play Dirty

Negotiations between the Arizona Cardinals and first-round draft pick Matt Leinart have turned ugly. Leinart, the ninth overall pick, remains the only unsigned draftee. (Where are the reports he might not play this year?)The Cardinals have enlisted the help of Paris Hilton, who has vowed to not have sex for the next year in an attempt to erase the impasse between the two parties.

Leinart shrugged his shoulders and said, "Who cares, Nikki is hotter anyway."

Hilton also made another proclamation that she has had sex with only two people in her life, showing that it's not only the sports agents who lie. What Hilton likely meant was that she had only had sex with two men on tape—not including all of the men she has bedded on a DVR.

That could only mean one thing; a new Last and Ten.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

About fucking time, wanker.

Drunk Freddy said...

I don't get it.

Diane said...

Paris has now bedded (allegedly) NHL goalie Jose Theodore, almost in the NFL QB Matt Leinart . . . who will it be for the MLB and NBA?

Sun Devil said...

Hopefully Kris Benson

NFL Adam said...

Nice, Diane and Sun Devil.

TheBigO said...

"who will it be for the MLB and NBA?"

I have no idea abuot who it'd be in baseball, but it'd be funny to see her with Spreewell. I'll bet she won't talk any shit. He might have to Carlismo that bitch.

NFL Adam said...

If she was really into this, she'd say "no sex until the Cards win the Super Bowl."

Diane said...

Proof she is stupid, but not crazy