Thursday, August 10, 2006

As Winger Said...

The Paul Lo Duca divorce case has surpassed nasty and is quickly heading downhill. When Lo Duca was considered one of the good guys, a clean-cut All-America type during his tenure with the Dodgers. But now Lo Duca has proven to be just another Steve Garvey as the seedy details of his divorce have made for some entertaining reading.

Sonia Lo Duca fired the first salvo, claiming that Paulie was spending too much time at the track. Hard to imagine a guy named Lo Duca spending too much time at the track. Or strip club. Or working in the sanitation industry.

So the Mets catcher said, "Oh yeah, remember how I claimed that Sonia was in a Playboy cyber shoot? I lied, she was in a couple of videos and she's a dirty, dirty (expletive)." (And if you think you are going to see those photos on this family site, you are mistaken. Although rumors persist that you can see them on "The Wade Blogs". They are listed in the links on your left. But proceed at your own risk.)

Now it turns out that Lo Duca was carrying on with the pictured 19-year old Long Island broad. Nice. Let's see, an adult male carrying on with a teenager from Long Island. What could possibly go wrong?

And yes smart guys, the Winger song was "She's Only 17," but close enough.

9 comments:

Michael Strahan said...

I'm outta here.

JoeyButtafuoco said...

Hey, that broad looks tasty.

Diane said...

She married a womanizing ball player, and he married a slut - they both got what they asked for

PaulieBoy said...

Yep. And I got to bang 19 yo broads. If you weren't old and saggy you might get asked out.

Anonymous said...

Article references her myspace page. Do your job and find it.

NFL Adam said...

Believe us, we are still looking. Hopefully we will find it soon.

Zach Landres-Schnur said...

if paul lo duca can pull a chick like that, imagine what a good player could do.

Bish Fan said...

The Bish has had hotter.

Sarah Elizabeth said...

Sonia was a gold digging skanky ho. Krista, in addition to being a slut, was an attention seeking skank ass ho who spent a majority of her time(besides being with Paulie and at work) in a tanning salon(bitch will have skin that resembles a piece of aged leather). Paulie could've done better than those two bitches. Next time, hook up with a feisty swedish-italian american woman; women like that have sexy bodies(and they actually work at keepin' it that way regardless of whether or not they really need to.), real nice tits and a nice ass, Marilyn Monroe-esque curves, and hot legs. They also have a mouth on 'em(as in someone who spews smart-ass remarks)