Wednesday, June 21, 2006

It's Raining Giants

One of the most disappointing parts of the Mavericks losing out on the title was the trophy presentation from David Stern to Mark Cuban. Had long imagined that Stern would end up getting back at all the trouble Cuban has caused by pulling a line from Matt Dillon in the movie In-and-Out.

"Congratulations to Mark Cuban for having the tenacity to finally lead the Mavericks to an NBA title. Mark truly is an inspiration… and he's gay!"

Not only won’t that happen, but Michael Strahan’s wife stole his bit. Jean Strahan has accused the disputed sack king of having a romantic relationship with TV doctor Ian Smith according to the New York Daily News.

Both Strahan and Smith vehemently denied the rumors.

"We're not gay," Strahan said. "We might catch a Tom Cruise movie together and then spend dinner discussing window treatments, but that doesn't mean we're gay. And sure, we have taken showers together, but that's just water conservation. Not gay. Of course, we do share the same bed, but I was kicked out of the house by my wife. See, I'm totally not gay."

Oh man, Strahan is going to get killed in Philadelphia. The over/under on the amount of Brokeback Giants jokes is approaching one million.


Scott said...

Dr. Ian could probably explain how Strahan got that gap in his teeth.

Anonymous said...

How many guys are you going to claim are gay in one column?

The Analyzer said...

I think it's funny. Strahan talks so much crap on the field to other players and now that his wife is talking crap off the field about him, it's a big deal.