Monday, June 12, 2006

Happy Anniversary

O.J. Simpson was just another former athlete appearing in bad commercials 12 years ago. Then he decided to kill his ex-wife Nicole Brown and her friend Ronald Goldman, turning into one of the world’s most notorious murderers. Allegedly. Nobody knows for sure. There are experts who believe that if we knew Goldman’s last words, we would know what happened on night. It was Norm MacDonald who postulated that Ron’s final words were probably, “Hey look, it’s O.J. Simpson.”

Not only was the Simpson story an American tragedy, it pretty much killed the Naked Gun series of movies. That might be the real tragedy in all of this.

Well, other than two people being murdered. But other than that, it’s the Naked Gun thing. That and the fact that our justice system was proven to be a huge joke. So after two murder victims and our justice system being bought off by the highest bidders, the Naked Gun thing hurts the worst. Actually, the celebrity of Kato Kaelin needs to go in here somewhere. So it’s dead people, failure of the justice system, Kato and then the Naked Gun thing.

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1 comment:

Oj said...

So .... you're saying ... I did it??