Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Family Values


What is it about the Manning brothers and their inability to hold their alcohol? You really have to feel for Archie Manning today. And so close to Father’s Day, too. The former Saints quarterback has run a pretty tight ship. His boys, Peyton, Eli and J.J. (if you are confused so far, read this) have been pretty good kids. Archie’s boys are perennial losers and chokers, but good kids nonetheless.

And then J.J. had to go and bring disgrace to the family by getting charged with a DUI. That’s the kind of thing that will get him run out of the family. Sure Eli can’t seem to hold his MGDs, but he never got arrested for it.

But the news wasn’t all bad for J.J. who had some time to really sit down and write some poetry while sitting in the clink. Now for J.J.'s Haiku:

Daddy is pissed off
Brothers won’t return my calls
Swearing off Zima

This will really teach
me To take the advice of
Dookie Jay Williams

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