Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Bad Apples

A Raiders fan being drunk and arrested is not really newsworthy. Unless of course that fan is Guns N’ Roses front man Axl Rose, who was arrested in Stockholm after reportedly biting a security guard on the leg. Appetite for Bouncer anyone? Obviously, Rose was a huge fan of Matt Millen. Rose reportedly bit the security guard after he broke up a fight between Rose and a woman. (Yeah, why should baseball players have all of the fun beating up women?)

Rose faces charges of damaging property, assault and threatening police. Rose was said to be so drunk, he couldn’t even communicate with police who tossed him in the drunk tank, waiting for him to sober up. In other words, it was just your average day in the Raider Nation.

Hey Axl, how about more work on your new album and less biting security guards. Guns N’ Roses hasn’t put out a record since the last time the Raiders won the Super Bowl. Or maybe it just seems that way.

The Hater Nation will keep you updated on this case.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

DIPSHIT. AXL ISN'T SHIT WITHOUT SLASH. TYPICAL RAIDER FAN THOUGH. CAN'T HANDLE THEIR LIQUOR OR THE FACT THAT THEIR TEAM IS NOWHERE NEAR THE PLAYOFFS IN WEEK 3 THEN TAKE IT OUT ON THEIR WOMEN. ICE JOB AXL. WAY TO REINFORCE THE STIGMA ATTACHED TO THIS MEDIOCRE FAN BASE.. "NATION"???? LOL! BUNCH OF ASS-GOBLINS!

Jerry Jones said...

Props to Axl for milking another 15 minutes outta that one-album wonder. And his plastic surgeon did a hell of a job, doncha think?

Anonymous said...

Oh, is that Axl in that picture? I thought it was Mark McGwire.

Inthecoldnovemberrain said...

Just a little patience, yeah, yeah.

Mickey Rourke said...

It looks like me with a bowl of spaghetti dumped on my head.

Zach Landres-Schnur said...

novermber rain is a very, very good song. guitar solo #3 is my favorite.

Scott said...

I believe Axl is answering the question, "How many games will the Raiders win next year?"

Janie Lane said...

I think he's answering the question, "How many people still care about Guns & Roses?"