Monday, May 15, 2006

Why the Long Face?

Danielle was the Lucy to Terry’s Charlie Brown. Instead of a football, Danielle pulled $1M out from under Terry in the latest episode of Survivor. It is hard to imagine who screwed Terry the most—his is wife during their conjugal visit, or Danielle. It was the smart play. A poll during the Survivor reunion show indicated that Terry would also have beaten Danielle Secretariat for the game’s ultimate prize, just like the ultimate Survivor, Aras.

The good news is that Danielle is rested enough to try to win the upcoming Preakness on Saturday.


Zach Landres-Schnur said...

at least her fake-titted ass didn't win. she free-rided the whole time...terry probably deserved it more than aras, but aras at least played hard...though what the fuck was he thinking jumping off that lilly pad? shouldn't he had known at that point to not trust anyone but yourself?

NFL Adam said...

We figured you were rooting for her because of the fake boobs.

The Universal Cynic said...

In today's Sun, Terry was compared to the Ottawa Senators -- dominant for an extended period, but coming up short when it matters.

And so it begins.

NFL Adam said...

That's a pretty good point. Could Terry be considered a choker? It didn't seem like the final immunity challenge was laid out very well. They should have put in a number of twist that would have benefited the stronger competitors.