The Bay Area is the home to one of the most disturbing sports stories in recent history. No matter how much we wish for this story to not be true, it is. The unthinkable is going to happen and the world will be better off if everybody just deals with it and moves on.
Of course, that big story is that Rod “He Hate Me” Smart has signed with the Oakland.
The Hater Nation avoided disaster when the Raiders passed on Matt Leinart in the draft. Not so lucky with Smart. The sports world died a little when one of the greatest players in XFL history signed Oakland. Forget Barry Bonds on the cusp of passing Babe Ruth. This hurts much worse. In fact, there is a conspiracy theory that the Raiders signed Smart in direct retaliation to this website. Who is next, Tommy Maddox?
But don’t worry, Rod.
We could never hate you.