Thursday, May 04, 2006
Leinart Takes Advantage over Warner
At least as far as significant others go. (And really, Matt Leinart could roll up to the Cardinals training facility with Mindy Cohn and win that competition.)
Leinart has been recently seen in the company of hotel heiress Paris Hilton according to a report in the Las Vegas Review Journal. And that in Hollywood circles equals a deep commitment. Those asking why Leinart would stoop to being seen with the party circuit diva really need to rent a video tonight.
When asked for a comment, Hilton said that she was like totally into Matt and could totally see herself getting very serious with the quarterbackâlike totally dating him like mega exclusively.
At least until training camp starts or their sex video leaks onto the Internet.
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Leinart has been recently seen in the company of hotel heiress Paris Hilton according to a report in the Las Vegas Review Journal. And that in Hollywood circles equals a deep commitment. Those asking why Leinart would stoop to being seen with the party circuit diva really need to rent a video tonight.
When asked for a comment, Hilton said that she was like totally into Matt and could totally see herself getting very serious with the quarterbackâlike totally dating him like mega exclusively.
At least until training camp starts or their sex video leaks onto the Internet.
Be sure to check out The Hater Nation Forums. If you are still using Stub Hub, you are a dope. And all of the cool kids are now subscribing (whatever that means) to The Hater Nation by clicking here.
Comments:
I've seen the video. Paris Hilton can't do anything with Lainart's dick that isn't already being lovingly done by The Hater Nation almost every week.
# posted by 
: 9:05 AM
: 9:05 AM 2 weeks of hanging out in Scottsdale nightclubs will have Leinart looking at Paris Hilton like she were Bea Arthur.
# posted by : 4:28 PM
: 4:28 PM If you look long enough that could be Paris in 30 years. They really do look alike minus the crew cut.
TJ, I think Matt is going to have to fight Warner for the Hater Nation's affections.
# posted by : 10:45 PM
: 10:45 PM That's a good point, A. The acts being performed upon Kurt Warner around here resemble outtakes from The Brown Bunny.
Post a Comment Hide Comments # posted by : 8:41 AM
: 8:41 AM 
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