Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Kobe Changes Jersey Numbers

Kobe Bryant, no longer the hot spokesman he was before his incident in Colorado, will change his jersey number from 8 to 24 next season. Bryant will switch to “24” to advertise for the FOX show by the same name and hopefully gain a positive rub from the good reputation of the Kiefer Sutherland vehicle.

Bryant announced he also will be changing his name next season, too. When pressed for an answer, Bryant said, “My new name is Earl.”

No word on if he will grow a mustache.


Monty said...

Please tell me you are joking.

Zach Landres-Schnur said...

now he's the sellout. (and alleged rapist).

Tim Moore said...

you have got to be kidding me... seriously... please.

Michael said...

This would be ironic when I heard that the team was changing the name to the "Los Angeles Kobes"