Wednesday, April 26, 2006

 

Kobe Changes Jersey Numbers

Kobe Bryant, no longer the hot spokesman he was before his incident in Colorado, will change his jersey number from 8 to 24 next season. Bryant will switch to “24” to advertise for the FOX show by the same name and hopefully gain a positive rub from the good reputation of the Kiefer Sutherland vehicle.

Bryant announced he also will be changing his name next season, too. When pressed for an answer, Bryant said, “My new name is Earl.”

No word on if he will grow a mustache.

# posted by THN @ 1:59 AM
Comments:
Please tell me you are joking.
# posted by Anonymous Monty : 8:02 AM
 
now he's the sellout. (and alleged rapist).
# posted by Blogger Zach Landres-Schnur : 12:00 PM
 
you have got to be kidding me... seriously... please.
# posted by Blogger Tim Moore : 1:11 PM
 
This would be ironic when I heard that the team was changing the name to the "Los Angeles Kobes"
# posted by Blogger Michael : 11:57 PM
 
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