Russian tennis sensation Maria Sharapova turned 19 today. And being 19 in tennis is the equivalent of being George Blanda in the NFL. Although Maria is much too pretty to be confused with the former Raiders quarterback. Maria is the Chris Everet of the new generation. While comrade Svetlana Kuznetsova would be like an ugly version of Martina Navratilova.
Just kidding, Svetlana actually looks like George Blanda in drag.
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