Thursday, February 16, 2006

What About the KFC Sides?

With all that is going on in the world, from war to our vice president busting a cap into somebody’s ass, it is good to see our celebrities are focusing on what is really important:

Horse racing.

Pamela Anderson has decided to boycott the Kentucky Derby because it promotes cruelty to animals. Race fans are now ripping down centerfolds and Baywatch posters. Anderson also recently asked Kentucky Governor Ernie Fletcher to remove a bust of KFC's bow-tied founder, Colonel Harland Sanders, from the state capitol.

"It makes me want to avoid Kentucky all together," Anderson said. But who doesn't?

"Like most people, I don't want to support cruelty to animals, whether it's forcing horses to face for our amusement or scalding chickens alive for our plate," Anderson said. "We have to be more evolved than this."

Anderson then excused herself to have more collagen injected into her lips. (Now that is evolution.)

Believe it or not, Anderson is a member of PETA. Hard to believe, we know. It's also hard to believe that Anderson actually attended the Derby in 2001 and 2003. So either she is really stupid, or this is some sort or publicity stunt to get attention. If she really wanted more publicity how about just releasing another sex tape? It worked the first time.

Talk about it in the Hater Nation Forums.

2 comments:

mutoni said...

Celebrities releasing sex tapes is so 2002.
Live sex acts in public are where it's at. Get with the times.

Zach Landres-Schnur said...

guess "stacked" isn't getting good ratings...she needs this media stunt to promote it.