Jerry (for reasons unknown) was able to waltz past the far more talented Stacy Keibler to advance to the finals, despite having moves that made last year's winner Kelly Monaco look like Gene Kelly. (And be honest, Rice doesn't look as good topless.)
Ultimately Nick Lachey's brother proved to be too tough of an obstacle must like the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Odds are Rice took the rejection well as he excused himself for a "deep tissue message."
What is funny is that Rice was always praised for not hot-dogging and doing end zone celebrations. Who is laughing now? Rice wasted all of that valuable practice time. Terrell Owens is going to be well prepared when he decides to make a run at this show. If they really wanted a legitimate NFLer to participate in this contest, they should have looked no further than Jon Gruden.
Check out this dude’s dance moves.
Burn, baby, burn.
Burn, baby, burn
This bit's not funny anymore.
Burn, baby, burn, Disco Inferno!
And bring it home with a pose, Jon!
Sign this guy up. Talk about it further in the Hater Nation Forums, voted America's best by the Association of Bad Toupe Wearing Sportswriters.