Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Kwan is Out

Michelle Kwan cannot compete in the Olympics and she has been replaced with this young lady:

That's right, Deborah Gibson.

The United States Olympic Committee announced on Tuesday that they would not offer a spot to Emily Hughes, instead opting for the singer who recently appeared on Skating with Celebrities.

"Dude, it's not like Kwan had a real spot anyway," one anonymous committee member said. "It was a joke spot that we made up for Michelle so why not have a little fun with it?

"Besides, I was sort of crushing on her when I was in junior high. I still love, Only in my Dreams. Discuss your favorite Debbbie Gibson in the Hater Nation Forums.

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