Everybody knows that Guest Hater Conrad Bain was not a huge fan of the bandwagon USC fans as evidenced by this post. So we waited with baited breath to hear the Bain's latest take on the epic game, but we were only able to reach his assistant who issued this statement:
Mr. Bain's elation over the USC punking lasted only as long as it took the camera to pan across the legions of hideous Texas fans at the Rose Bowl.
He was last seen climbing aboard a Leer jet at the Aspen air field, muttering something about how he hoped 'a lot of those white trash crackers in Longhorns jerseys mistakenly drive their rental cars into Compton tonight.'
Mr. Bain could not be reached for further comment.