Monday, January 09, 2006

Lil' Hater Predicts: The 2006 NFL Draft

With the No. 6 overall selection in the NFL Draft, the Oakland Raiders select ... Marcus Vick, Quarterback, Virginia Tech.

Think that they won't? It was cemented this afternoon as Vick was charged with pointing a gun during an altercation with three teenagers. Vick pointed a gun at the teenagers after an alleged dust-up at a McDonalds in Virginia. It is unclear if Vick was at McDonalds turning in an application for employment. But a Raiders spokesman did say they were intrigued by Vick's upside. And seriously, it's not like he shot the kids or something.

Details are sketchy, but if you will allow us to go Marg Helgenberger on this crime scene: The incident occurred when the three youths approached Vick and asked for an autograph. One of the 17-year old boys point out to Vick that the autograph was misspelled with Marcus, instead of Michael. When Marcus pointed out that he was the brother of the Falcons quarterback the youths then poured their ketchup on the autograph, which enraged Vick. Or maybe the teens pointed out that Marcus will never have the career of Vick and will instead be converted to defensive back. Or maybe they said that if Marcus did become a quarterback he would be the worst little brother of a quarterback since Eli Manning. Vick will likely be let off with a misdemeanor if that is the case.

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Zach Landres-Schnur said...

Hell ya! The Raiders should draft Vick, make a trade for Jamal and Ray Lewis, and pull Rae Curruth out of jail. they'd have a team loaded with thugs!

Greg said...

They'll probably trade up to #3 to get him.