Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Lil' hater: ole!

Did anybody see the video of that bull rampaging through a crowd in Mexico City? You can see the video here.

It was a riot.

A freaking laugh riot, that is. If you are stupid enough to go to a bullfight (and sit in the front row), then you deserve to get trampled when a thousand pound bull decides that he doesn't like his nuts zapped with a cattle prod. Listen, if you are going to see Shamu, don't sit in the front row if you don't want to get wet. Likewise, if you don't want to get gored by a rampaging bull, then maybe the front row (or even the lower bowl) might not be the place for you, Sparky.

This reminds me of the people who were all upset when Shamu turned on one of its trainers years ago. The couldn't figure out why a killer whale would react the way he did. Same here with Pajarito (Little Birdie). He was just acting out because he was--oh I don't know--a bull!

My only regret is that they don't hold bullfights here:

Wait for it...


Zach Landres-Schnur said...

That bull was the best thing to happen to sports since Ron Artest did, well, pretty much the same thing. fucking awesome!!!

Anonymous said...

One can only dream that a bull would go into the Black Hole.

Anonymous said...

A Bull wouldn't last 5 seconds in the Black Hole.